Gay Marriage:
I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse:
I'm legal in 23 states.
America:
I'm an idiot.
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
Benedict Cumberbatch, BAFTAs 2012 (via reichenfall) —
Andrew Scott on the return of Moriarty (via sherleck) —
two possible outcomes of this evening
benedict doesn’t win
i cry
benedict wins
i cry